Dario Argento’s Horrible “Dracula 3D” Trailer

Seriously, what kind of horrible thing happened to Dario Argento that caused him create something that looks so utterly terrible. Please Mr. Argento, just stop already. His career has followed the path of what could only be described as an extremely slow train wreck. When he first started his career he strung together 10 years worth of classic horror films turning him into a legend in the genre. Since then however, his work has slowly gotten worse.

After watching this laughable trailer it’s hard to believe that it was created by the same man who brought us one of the all time classic horror films, Suspiria. It really looks like it’s meant to be a joke and oh how I wish it were. This doesn’t even look like it could be one of those films that you can file under the so bad it’s good genre. How this film even got picked up is beyond me, but it did and now we get the trailer for Dracula 3D. But don’t worry everyone, because this is filmed entirely in stereoscopic 3D, so now we can see Argento take a huge shit on his legacy in a new dimension. Oh joy.

Check out the trailer below.

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If you are ever attacked by a gorilla just sit back and relax while you enjoy the once in a life time feeling of your limbs being ripped off.

6 thoughts on “Dario Argento’s Horrible “Dracula 3D” Trailer

  1. This one will be a torrent download that costs me zip, zero and nada if I decide to watch and review it.

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