Blake Lively is man-sushi in the terrifying trailer for The Shallows

Not that I needed another reason to stay out of the ocean or anything (I actually like having limbs), but here’s the all new, shit-your-pants trailer for The Shallows from Orphan director Jaume Collet-Serra. I’m not at all surprised that this movie looks as good as it does, and a lot of that has to do with the fact that the set-up, while simple, is genuinely terrifying. You guys, Blake Lively is trapped on a tiny rock bleeding to death while the meanest looking great white shark in the entire ocean is swimming circles around her, just waiting to turn her into man-sushi. Fuck that.

The Shallows hits theaters on June 29th.

In the taut thriller The Shallows, when Nancy is surfing on a secluded beach, she finds herself on the feeding ground of a great white shark. Though she is stranded only 200 yards from shore, survival proves to be the ultimate test of wills, requiring all of Nancy’s ingenuity, resourcefulness, and fortitude.

It stars Blake LivelyÓscar JaenadaBrett Cullen, Sedona Legge, and a giant fucking shark.

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If you are ever attacked by a gorilla just sit back and relax while you enjoy the once in a life time feeling of your limbs being ripped off.

14 thoughts on “Blake Lively is man-sushi in the terrifying trailer for The Shallows

  1. I have to see it too, even though I’m feeling a bit ambivalent about that trailer. Is this film about looking at Blake Lively’s (admittedly) beautiful body…or a cautionary tale about women surfing…or just an incredible shark film. I guess I’ll go with #3, and hope that numbers 1 and 2 do not annoy me too much.

  2. “You guys, Blake Lively is trapped on a tiny rock bleeding to death while the meanest looking great white shark in the entire ocean is swimming circles around her, just waiting to turn her into man-sushi. Fuck that.” – Ryan, that made me laugh out loud.

    Seems you are all for this. Will keep my eyes peeled. Me? I love the ocean, but I don’t do the wave swimming or when I can’t see through all the water for forever and three days. Sharks don’t chill in our bars. We don’t belong in theirs.

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