Blu-ray Review: The Shallows, thriller with a bite

I’ve made it quite clear that the ocean (as beautiful as it is) can fuck right off and so can those giant, man-eating fish with chainsaw teeth—don’t get me wrong, they’re amazing creatures no doubt, but I’m totally cool with never seeing one in person… like ever. Just the thought of being stranded in the ocean—bleeding […]

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Blake Lively is man-sushi in the terrifying trailer for The Shallows

Not that I needed another reason to stay out of the ocean or anything (I actually like having limbs), but here’s the all new, shit-your-pants trailer for The Shallows from Orphan director Jaume Collet-Serra. I’m not at all surprised that this movie looks as good as it does, and a lot of that has to do with […]

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